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1) shabbos price glitches
2) Shabbos tissues in shul Johns
3) Long slow chazaras hashatzes.
4) That fourth guy when you try to do hatoras nedarim on erev r"h!
5) The guy who sings Ma Ashuv by Hallel
6) When the school told me my daughter is not accepted until my phone is filtered with their own filter which costs $40 installation + $12.99 monthly service fee EACH month
7) Tying my right shoe before my left
7+1) Kiddush levana after Motzoi Yom Kippur maariv
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13) Friday night speech
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15) The way girls not-so-subtly preen for the boys.
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17) Shacharis with a minyan @6:30am in 10 degree weather
18) Barack Obama's insanity
19) I had OTD neighbors, and או לרשע או לשכנו
20) macaroons on pesach
21) yom kippur koton
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2014, 08:58:44 AM »
I didn't post any letters.
All I can say is that my daughter is now school and I didn't pay a red penny. No installation fee and no monthly fee.
My phone does not have their filter.
Love me or hate me. I still love you.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2014, 09:08:41 AM »
I didn't post any letters.
All I can say is that my daughter is now school and I didn't pay a red penny. No installation fee and no monthly fee.
My phone does not have their filter.
Ah, good old public school.
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2014, 10:14:09 AM »

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2014, 07:25:58 PM »
I didn't post any letters.
All I can say is that my daughter is now school and I didn't pay a red penny. No installation fee and no monthly fee.
My phone does not have their filter.
You better make sure no one ever finds out your real name
When somebody thanks you for a favor you've done, respond "my pleasure", not "no problem".

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2014, 08:31:11 PM »
Tying my right shoe before my left

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2014, 08:52:42 PM »
Tying my right shoe before my left
Sounds like the aveira song is having an effect on you...
Didn't you read the disclaimer before the song ;D

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2014, 09:03:13 AM »
Being in satmar on a Monday and they say tachanun

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« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2014, 09:03:47 AM »
:)
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2014, 09:20:22 AM »
I don't daven in satmar.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2014, 09:22:57 AM »
I don't daven in satmar.
I'm asking before you went off ;D

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2014, 09:24:08 AM »
Ha ha
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2014, 12:46:27 PM »
Because DDF Ergel made fun of me and called me a troll  :'(
Show Some Respect for Me, I am The Chief Rabbi of New York :)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2014, 12:48:33 PM »
When somebody thanks you for a favor you've done, respond "my pleasure", not "no problem".

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #44 on: January 21, 2014, 01:57:11 PM »
Mother stepped on a nail when she was pregnant? Duh! that's why I was never born!