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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2014, 02:30:48 PM »
what about kiddush levana after motza yom kippur maariv

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2014, 03:31:47 PM »
Shalosh Seudos on a short shabbos day.
When somebody thanks you for a favor you've done, respond "my pleasure", not "no problem".

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2014, 05:20:14 PM »
Getting wacked in the face by a guy putting on a talis.


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2014, 05:42:42 PM »
Sitting in front of a seforim shrank in yeshiva and feeling like a piece of toilet paper when guys rub by to get a sefer..... uggg

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2014, 05:47:12 PM »
I had lunch with this nut job CV.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2014, 06:00:45 PM »
I had lunch with this nut job CV.
I guess you don't understand what this thread is about.
#unwelcomed


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2014, 06:05:18 PM »
I saw this guy telling off a Goy who just tried to blend into a mostly Jewish forum.
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2014, 06:08:53 PM »
I guess you don't understand what this thread is about.
#unwelcomed
I guess you don't understand humor.
#yourwelcome
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2014, 06:26:20 PM »
from seeing all this fighting going on in klal yisroel and from all this virtual hatred  :'(
Show Some Respect for Me, I am The Chief Rabbi of New York :)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2014, 06:30:38 PM »
From seeing trolls on ddf. Seeing fellow Jews openly making a chillul hashem.
There are alot orthodox Jews who are not 'frum'

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2014, 06:31:48 PM »
From seeing trolls on ddf. Seeing fellow Jews openly making a chillul hashem.
There are alot orthodox Jews who are not 'frum'
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2014, 07:22:39 PM »
I guess you don't understand humor.
#yourwelcome
I'm sorry CV I didn't know you were so sensitive :'( . It was a joke.
#mysincereapologize


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2014, 07:25:39 PM »
Always use an Amex, you'll thank me one day.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2014, 07:38:25 PM »
I'm sorry CV I didn't know you were so sensitive :'( . It was a joke.
#mysincereapologize
Not sensitive. NP! 
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2014, 07:39:17 PM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch