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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1000 on: May 11, 2022, 07:47:18 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1002 on: May 18, 2022, 05:06:19 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1003 on: May 22, 2022, 07:52:45 PM »
Group Semicha is Co-ordination.
Small people talk about other people.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1004 on: June 24, 2022, 01:40:07 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1006 on: June 28, 2022, 08:23:45 AM »
https://twitter.com/couch_stan/status/1541514375604871168
What would you call a powdered donut made in a rental car? Entenprise.
I once tried to push a rental car. I couldn't budget.
Which letters of the alphabet did the baby rental car have trouble mastering? Alamo P.

Any others?  :P

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1007 on: June 28, 2022, 08:31:38 AM »
What would you call a powdered donut made in a rental car? Entenprise.
I once tried to push a rental car. I couldn't budget.
Which letters of the alphabet did the baby rental car have trouble mastering? Alamo P.

Any others?  :P
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1008 on: June 30, 2022, 02:12:16 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1009 on: July 24, 2022, 01:52:49 PM »
1 shot j&j works for canada?
yes that what happens when you keep chalov yisroel 🙃

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1010 on: July 25, 2022, 12:23:19 AM »
Made this one up (as far as I can tell)

How does bread show affection?

They loave each other
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1011 on: July 25, 2022, 08:43:04 AM »
Made this one up (as far as I can tell)

How does bread show affection?

They loave each other
How does bread show respect?

They rise for each other

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1012 on: July 25, 2022, 10:02:12 AM »
Made this one up (as far as I can tell)

How does bread show affection?

They loave each other

loave is closer to loathe than love.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1013 on: July 25, 2022, 10:04:34 AM »
loave is closer to loathe than love.
That happens after the breading

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1014 on: July 25, 2022, 11:32:37 AM »
loave is closer to loathe than love.

@justaregularguy you can return the favor by retorting to this

TIL there is an airline called Helvetic. When they launched, I hope their marketing campaign was "There's a new serif in town"

with, "Actually, it's a sans serif font."

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Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1016 on: July 25, 2022, 01:23:08 PM »
Please stop throwing your cigarette butts on the ground, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Don't even try it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1017 on: July 25, 2022, 01:34:08 PM »
loave is closer to loathe than love.
i argue with you vociferously here. If the joke was set up ‘how does bread show they hate each other- they loave each other” I guarantee no one would understand.
 
The v and th sounds are more differnrt sounding than oh and uh
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1018 on: July 25, 2022, 01:38:09 PM »
i argue with you vociferously here. If the joke was set up ‘how does bread show they hate each other- they loave each other” I guarantee no one would understand.
 
The v and th sounds are more differnrt sounding than oh and uh

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1019 on: July 25, 2022, 01:40:37 PM »
i argue with you vociferously here. If the joke was set up ‘how does bread show they hate each other- they loave each other” I guarantee no one would understand.
 
The v and th sounds are more differnrt sounding than oh and uh
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Don't even try it.