Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 229537 times)

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1020 on:** July 25, 2022, 01:46:17 PM »

Quote from: justaregularguy on July 25, 2022, 01:34:08 PM

i argue with you vociferously here.

You go, girl

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #1021 on:** July 25, 2022, 07:27:31 PM »

Kryptonite · « **Reply #1022 on:** July 25, 2022, 09:09:23 PM »

Quote from: sguitarist18 on July 25, 2022, 07:27:31 PM

My friend when their birthday was?!

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #1023 on:** July 26, 2022, 12:33:59 AM »

Quote from: Kryptonite on July 25, 2022, 09:09:23 PM

My friend when their birthday was?!

That's technically correct - if you really want to dissect it, the problem is that the gender-neutral friend became a "he" in the next sentence. But seriously - read the thread title - just groan and move on.

TimT · « **Reply #1024 on:** July 27, 2022, 08:30:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1552272835330048001

dm123 · « **Reply #1025 on:** July 29, 2022, 01:10:38 PM »

TimT · « **Reply #1026 on:** July 29, 2022, 01:20:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1552863929797595136

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1027 on:** August 16, 2022, 02:09:00 PM »

Quote from: zh cohen on August 16, 2022, 02:05:23 PM

Taking a pen would be a infringe on religious liberty, a violation of the commandment "השמר לך פן".

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #1028 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:34:58 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on July 25, 2022, 01:46:17 PM

You go, girl

I have a confession to make. I have no idea why, but this post continues to amuse me. Even when I'm just reminded of it.

TimT · « **Reply #1029 on:** August 25, 2022, 08:54:03 AM »

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1562754845140201475

joe1234 · « **Reply #1030 on:** August 25, 2022, 09:12:18 AM »

Quote from: TimT on August 25, 2022, 08:54:03 AM

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1562754845140201475

My friend spilled his tea, now I call him Tim

Euclid · « **Reply #1031 on:** August 28, 2022, 09:34:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/ldkop/status/1563997398548062208

TimT · « **Reply #1032 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:29:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1564318656972169216

ExGingi · « **Reply #1033 on:** August 31, 2022, 09:05:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/thepunnyworld/status/1565134006575894529

ExGingi · « **Reply #1034 on:** September 12, 2022, 04:18:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1569392651392192512

Something Fishy · « **Reply #1035 on:** September 21, 2022, 02:30:26 AM »

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1036 on:** September 21, 2022, 01:11:43 PM »

Quote from: ushdadude on September 21, 2022, 11:30:54 AM

So he's not a mushroom... just a fun guy

Euclid · « **Reply #1037 on:** September 21, 2022, 01:26:06 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on September 21, 2022, 01:11:43 PM

Lol missed this

ExGingi · « **Reply #1038 on:** September 27, 2022, 10:26:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/thepunnyworld/status/1574938285813944321

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1039 on:** October 12, 2022, 08:21:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/Squilled/status/1580352452175351809