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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1040 on: November 12, 2022, 10:04:45 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1043 on: November 23, 2022, 07:51:44 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1045 on: December 21, 2022, 02:00:29 AM »
Quote from: Euclid on December 21, 2022, 12:15:36 AM
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1046 on: December 27, 2022, 11:26:53 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1048 on: January 01, 2023, 10:31:00 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1050 on: January 03, 2023, 11:24:23 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1051 on: January 03, 2023, 11:50:46 AM »







My old paralegal used to get this for me as a holiday gift. Here are some of the "better" ones that I posted up thread.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1052 on: January 03, 2023, 01:20:14 PM »
Quote from: NTorch on January 03, 2023, 11:50:46 AM

My old paralegal used to get this for me as a holiday gift. Here are some of the "better" ones that I posted up thread.
Not nice to call someone old.



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1053 on: January 03, 2023, 02:08:18 PM »
I felt so old when i made this joke. My kids were excited to learn that their  school (in bet shemesh) was closed for the day due to damage from crazy winds. My response to their happiness-I guess its a wind wind situation! :P
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1054 on: January 03, 2023, 02:53:59 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1055 on: January 03, 2023, 04:55:28 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on January 03, 2023, 02:53:59 PM
If you値l post daily-ish I値l chip in :D
I miss those daily corny jokes, besides for on Pesach. They were a-maizing.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1056 on: January 03, 2023, 06:34:53 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on January 03, 2023, 02:53:59 PM
If you値l post daily-ish I値l chip in :D

I bought the calendar - that was why I posted the link above.

Quote from: NTorch on January 03, 2023, 10:57:47 AM
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1549228749?psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&ref_=chk_typ_imgToDp

But thanks for the thought.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1057 on: January 04, 2023, 08:54:59 AM »
Quote from: NTorch on January 03, 2023, 06:34:53 PM
I bought the calendar - that was why I posted the link above.

Please send Zelle/CashApp/PayPal request :P
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1058 on: January 04, 2023, 10:09:06 AM »
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Pun-ishment: corny jokes and bad puns for all occasions.
To receive your personalized pun, post in the Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread. Payment: 3 likes per post.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1059 on: January 04, 2023, 12:17:19 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on January 04, 2023, 08:54:59 AM
Please send Zelle/CashApp/PayPal request :P

Like I said, I bought before the offer was made. I will bn try to get back in posting them when they are "dad worthy."

If you are feeling generous, please feel free to make a donation to a tzedakah of your choice.
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