Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 229581 times)

Something Fishy · « **Reply #1060 on:** January 04, 2023, 01:26:36 PM »

Why isn't there a new pope yet?

Because they haven't found the appopriate person yet.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1061 on:** January 04, 2023, 01:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Something Fishy on January 04, 2023, 01:26:36 PM

Why isn't there a new pope yet?

Because they haven't found the appopriate person yet.

Post this in a different thread and I'd guess many would think you were making a statement of fact.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1062 on:** January 06, 2023, 04:38:15 AM »

Next post will be someone else's pun spelling it "kup."

yungermanchik · « **Reply #1063 on:** February 03, 2023, 12:00:53 AM »

check these out

EliJelly · « **Reply #1064 on:** February 03, 2023, 12:13:14 AM »

Quote from: yungermanchik on February 03, 2023, 12:00:53 AM

check these out

How do you say מן in English? Taster's choice.

drosenberg88429 · « **Reply #1065 on:** February 03, 2023, 12:19:54 AM »

Quote from: YitzyS on February 02, 2023, 11:21:26 PM

I'm not sure what a cache is, but I always clear out all the cookies. Doesn't make my kids very happy though.

Quote from: Dan on February 02, 2023, 11:27:53 PM

Your kids don't clear out your cache?!?

yungermanchik · « **Reply #1066 on:** February 03, 2023, 12:21:25 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on February 02, 2023, 11:34:55 PM

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1067 on:** February 05, 2023, 06:20:33 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #1068 on:** February 09, 2023, 11:16:25 PM »

Quote from: yungermanchik on February 09, 2023, 11:02:23 PM

There's a story about a child psychology professor who was always preaching how you have to love children no matter what. He was once redoing his sidewalk and a toddler walked on the wet pavement. He began to beat him. When a student passed by and challeged him for acting contrary to his teachings, he replied
I love them in the abstract, but not in the CONCRETE!

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1069 on:** February 10, 2023, 03:14:04 AM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1070 on:** February 15, 2023, 10:02:17 AM »

Quote from: jye on February 15, 2023, 09:50:06 AM

They have Mac and Cheese for $22. It’s whatever the consumer will swallow.

yungermanchik · « **Reply #1071 on:** February 16, 2023, 02:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Euclid on February 16, 2023, 02:09:25 PM

Quote from: aygart on February 16, 2023, 01:59:49 PM
But seriously, was there an issue with Kain? Why are we trying to push him out?
(Because we're Abel to)

joe1234 · « **Reply #1072 on:** February 16, 2023, 05:55:16 PM »

Quote from: yungermanchik on February 16, 2023, 02:17:27 PM

(Because we're Abel to)

Say No to Kain!

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1073 on:** February 18, 2023, 02:03:34 PM »

yfr bachur · « **Reply #1074 on:** February 19, 2023, 05:10:10 AM »

My original and favorite

Why is the bracha on Cake and Cookies "Borei Mini Mezonos"?
To remind you that it's only the bracha for a small portion, a lot will be Hamotzie

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1075 on:** February 19, 2023, 09:24:44 AM »

My son (6) holding up what is left of his pizza, "this is a shalom of pizza."
"What? A shalom?"
"Yes. Shalom is peace. This is a shalom of pizza."

Euclid · « **Reply #1076 on:** February 19, 2023, 09:31:05 AM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 19, 2023, 09:24:44 AM

My son (6) holding up what is left of his pizza, "this is a shalom of pizza."
"What? A shalom?"
"Yes. Shalom is peace. This is a shalom of pizza."

confusing when shaleim means whole and shalom means piece

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1077 on:** February 19, 2023, 09:31:43 AM »

Quote from: Euclid on February 19, 2023, 09:31:05 AM

confusing when shaleim means whole and shalom means piece

He's ahead on the piece process reality

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1078 on:** February 20, 2023, 04:25:15 AM »

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #1079 on:** February 21, 2023, 03:02:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1628120278197837824