Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 228628 times)

Euclid · « **Reply #1080 on:** February 21, 2023, 04:20:07 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 21, 2023, 03:02:37 PM

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1628120278197837824

I feel like this could be a medrash somewhere

NTorch · « **Reply #1081 on:** February 21, 2023, 04:31:47 PM »

Quote from: Euclid on February 21, 2023, 04:20:07 PM

I feel like this could be a medrash somewhere

I thought that this reproshabbat and challah was some kind of segullah. Instead they are doing this in support of abortion access. More like lashon sagi nahar.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1082 on:** February 22, 2023, 07:08:18 AM »

AsherO · « **Reply #1083 on:** February 22, 2023, 08:15:32 AM »

Quote from: NTorch on February 21, 2023, 04:31:47 PM

I thought that this reproshabbat and challah was some kind of segullah. Instead they are doing this in support of abortion access. More like lashon sagi nahar.

Calling abortion access “repro” is twisted

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1084 on:** February 26, 2023, 06:27:52 AM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1085 on:** March 01, 2023, 11:51:32 AM »

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #1086 on:** March 01, 2023, 05:31:14 PM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1087 on:** March 02, 2023, 03:19:19 AM »

TimT · « **Reply #1088 on:** March 04, 2023, 07:58:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1632101667754606593

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1089 on:** March 05, 2023, 04:16:57 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #1090 on:** March 08, 2023, 09:53:46 PM »

I found a mistake on DDMS.

In 3 weeks, it won't be Harsh anymore. It will be HApril.

koplonko · « **Reply #1091 on:** March 08, 2023, 10:29:23 PM »

Quote from: YitzyS on March 08, 2023, 09:53:46 PM

I found a mistake on DDMS.

In 3 weeks, it won't be Harsh anymore. It will be HApril.

You also need to misread the SH instead of CH - marCH

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1092 on:** March 09, 2023, 10:24:00 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #1093 on:** March 12, 2023, 04:17:12 PM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #1094 on:** March 12, 2023, 04:19:02 PM »

I buy too many seforim. I have no shelf control.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1095 on:** March 13, 2023, 11:33:58 AM »

Oy... this is bad...

Something Fishy · « **Reply #1096 on:** March 14, 2023, 11:57:10 PM »

A cannibal showed up late the the party. He got the cold shoulder.

YitzyS · « **Reply #1097 on:** March 15, 2023, 12:24:22 AM »

Quote from: Something Fishy on March 14, 2023, 11:57:10 PM

A cannibal showed up late the the party. He got the cold shoulder.

Alternatively: He ate himself

~King Lake~ · « **Reply #1098 on:** March 15, 2023, 01:31:13 PM »

https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=41810.msg2695453#msg2695453

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1099 on:** March 20, 2023, 04:43:26 AM »

Quote from: yyonah on March 19, 2023, 11:33:02 PM

Any suggestions for MAD?