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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1120 on: April 30, 2023, 08:24:13 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1121 on: May 01, 2023, 09:50:22 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1122 on: May 01, 2023, 09:52:16 AM »
From an article suggesting iPod replacements.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1123 on: May 02, 2023, 09:29:30 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1124 on: May 02, 2023, 09:58:05 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1125 on: May 02, 2023, 01:17:44 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1126 on: May 02, 2023, 03:55:58 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1127 on: May 02, 2023, 08:16:26 PM »
Quote from: NTorch on May 02, 2023, 09:29:30 AM

What did Mama corn and Popcorn name their cute little baby?
Corny
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1128 on: May 02, 2023, 08:36:07 PM »
Looks like a corn maze in here
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1129 on: May 02, 2023, 09:20:32 PM »
Quote from: ~King Lake~ on May 02, 2023, 08:36:07 PM
Looks like a corn maze in here
Did you mean a corn maize?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1130 on: May 02, 2023, 09:49:59 PM »
I just came in here to pop the corn bubble.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1131 on: May 02, 2023, 11:40:26 PM »
Finally a thread staying on topic. Too bad CV isn't here to see this.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1132 on: May 02, 2023, 11:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Lurker on May 02, 2023, 11:40:26 PM
Finally a thread staying on topic. Too bad CV isn't here to see this.
About that... let's figure out how to spin this into a halachic debate.

Should we discuss the brachah of popped corn vs puffed corn, or should we discuss whether the yichus of corn goes after the popcorn or the momcorn?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1133 on: May 02, 2023, 11:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Lurker on May 02, 2023, 11:40:26 PM
Finally a thread staying on topic. Too bad CV isn't here to see this.

If there’s popcorn, rest assured he’ll be here soon enough
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1134 on: May 03, 2023, 01:57:20 AM »
Why did the corn go to the doctor? Because it had an ear infection.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1135 on: May 03, 2023, 09:38:17 AM »
Gotta stay on topic... gotta stay on topic... huff huff huff...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1138 on: May 08, 2023, 09:10:38 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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