Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 317456 times)

YitzyS · « **Reply #120 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:41:54 AM »

Is this a ploy to get likes on my posts?

It always works... until now.

Happyguy · « **Reply #121 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:30:02 AM »

It always works... until now.

I would give you a like but then it would just defeat the whole purpose

Yo ssi · « **Reply #122 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:49:37 AM »

Be very careful before liking @YitzyS he may like you back.

zh cohen · « **Reply #123 on:** October 16, 2020, 06:04:32 PM »

You know what Joe Biden and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

Neither can complete a sentence.

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #124 on:** October 16, 2020, 06:35:52 PM »

Be very careful before liking @YitzyS he may like you back.

Insider trading alert.

YitzyS · « **Reply #125 on:** October 17, 2020, 08:44:58 PM »

Insider trading alert.

You can trade likes on the stock market?? Hook me up!

Lurker · « **Reply #126 on:** October 18, 2020, 08:39:12 AM »

A hammerhead shark:

Lurker · « **Reply #127 on:** October 18, 2020, 04:38:44 PM »

Self reporting

That depends... did you put your left hand on blue and your right leg on yellow?

Sorry, twisted joke.

YitzyS · « **Reply #128 on:** October 26, 2020, 12:16:25 AM »

How old is @12HRS ?

a half a day old.

Lurker · « **Reply #129 on:** October 27, 2020, 11:39:03 AM »

Maybe people want to live in a gatored community

etech0 · « **Reply #130 on:** October 27, 2020, 11:40:05 AM »

Did you hear the joke about the cure for Corona? It's a riot!

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #131 on:** October 27, 2020, 02:05:02 PM »

cholent · « **Reply #132 on:** October 27, 2020, 02:52:41 PM »

So bad it's good

Happyguy · « **Reply #133 on:** October 27, 2020, 04:57:19 PM »

please explain

ckmk47 · « **Reply #134 on:** October 27, 2020, 08:31:51 PM »

please explain

You realize those are TV remote controls?

YitzyS · « **Reply #135 on:** October 27, 2020, 08:34:58 PM »

Ever wondered what happened to those remotes after the guy scattered them in his lawn and took the picture? I think I know...

YitzyS · « **Reply #136 on:** October 29, 2020, 02:16:20 PM »

Lurker · « **Reply #137 on:** October 29, 2020, 02:21:52 PM »

They don't make 'em like that any more.

Toasted · « **Reply #138 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:07:28 PM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #139 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:56:51 AM »

(about lending a ladder)

He's already over extended himself helping me reach new heights.