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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #120 on: October 12, 2020, 08:41:54 AM »
Is this a ploy to get likes on my posts?
It always works... until now.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #121 on: October 12, 2020, 09:30:02 AM »
It always works... until now.

I would give you a like but then it would just defeat the whole purpose ;) ;)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #122 on: October 12, 2020, 09:49:37 AM »
Be very careful before liking @YitzyS he may like you back.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #123 on: October 16, 2020, 06:04:32 PM »
You know what Joe Biden and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

Neither can complete a sentence.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #124 on: October 16, 2020, 06:35:52 PM »
Be very careful before liking @YitzyS he may like you back.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #125 on: October 17, 2020, 08:44:58 PM »
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You can trade likes on the stock market?? Hook me up!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #126 on: October 18, 2020, 08:39:12 AM »
When you find yourself agreeing with me more often than not, it's time for a cheshbon hanefesh.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #127 on: October 18, 2020, 04:38:44 PM »
Self reporting   :-[

That depends... did you put your left hand on blue and your right leg on yellow?
Sorry, twisted joke.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #129 on: October 27, 2020, 11:39:03 AM »
Maybe people want to live in a gatored community
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #130 on: October 27, 2020, 11:40:05 AM »
Did you hear the joke about the cure for Corona? It's a riot!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #132 on: October 27, 2020, 02:52:41 PM »
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #134 on: October 27, 2020, 08:31:51 PM »
please explain
You realize those are TV remote controls?