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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #135 on: October 27, 2020, 08:34:58 PM »

Ever wondered what happened to those remotes after the guy scattered them in his lawn and took the picture? I think I know...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #136 on: October 29, 2020, 02:16:20 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #137 on: October 29, 2020, 02:21:52 PM »


They don't make 'em like that any more.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #138 on: October 29, 2020, 08:07:28 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #139 on: November 02, 2020, 08:56:51 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #141 on: November 02, 2020, 11:06:06 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #142 on: November 02, 2020, 11:07:43 AM »
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She has great horrible puns.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #143 on: November 08, 2020, 11:19:51 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #144 on: November 18, 2020, 07:16:30 AM »


'When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.' -Mark Twain

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #145 on: November 18, 2020, 08:04:12 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #146 on: November 19, 2020, 03:55:31 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #147 on: November 22, 2020, 11:15:08 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #148 on: November 22, 2020, 11:16:32 AM »


The amazing part is it actually worked for 8 hours.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #149 on: November 22, 2020, 08:41:03 PM »


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