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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #140 on: November 02, 2020, 10:40:05 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #141 on: November 02, 2020, 11:06:06 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #142 on: November 02, 2020, 11:07:43 AM »
https://twitter.com/miss_vivu?s=09

Absolute gold mine

She has great horrible puns.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #143 on: November 08, 2020, 11:19:51 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #144 on: November 18, 2020, 07:16:30 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #145 on: November 18, 2020, 08:04:12 PM »
If someone calls you fat, ignore them. You're bigger than that.
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #146 on: November 19, 2020, 03:55:31 PM »
Quote
Germany Announces Full Lockdown, Stockpiling of Sausages and Cheese

They're preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #147 on: November 22, 2020, 11:15:08 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #148 on: November 22, 2020, 11:16:32 AM »


The amazing part is it actually worked for 8 hours.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #149 on: November 22, 2020, 08:41:03 PM »


Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #150 on: November 23, 2020, 10:47:01 PM »


I don't know if alcohol will help but it's worth a shot
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #151 on: November 25, 2020, 12:29:00 PM »
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #152 on: November 25, 2020, 01:05:22 PM »
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #153 on: November 26, 2020, 10:37:49 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #154 on: December 03, 2020, 07:16:29 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2020, 02:36:45 PM »
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2020, 10:40:00 PM »
Any indecisiveness belongs in the "up in the air" board

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2020, 11:59:06 PM »
Any indecisiveness belongs in the "up in the air" board
Me? Indecisive? I'm not so sure about that...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #158 on: December 07, 2020, 08:39:15 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #159 on: December 07, 2020, 09:37:59 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes