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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2018, 12:41:03 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2018, 01:21:27 PM »
Oh no, a thread for bad puns? (a redundant redundancy, if ever there was one). This thread is going to quickly become the most ignored thread on DDF.

Anyhoo, here are a few:


Good stuff man.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2018, 05:08:14 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2018, 06:28:17 PM »
Nice. Though your own wit is superior.

I just stumbled on this thread, and really liked your puns above.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2018, 11:55:06 PM »
[quote author=whYME link=topic=37255.msg1923793#msg1923793
    Two mathematicians are watching the front door of a building. Two people walk in, then a few minutes later three people walk out. The first mathematician says to the second "if one more person walks in, there will be zero people inside"
[/quote]🤣🤣🤣 love this one! (Whoops messed up that quote)
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2018, 12:17:46 AM »
One atom asks the other, hey what's the matter?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2018, 12:40:52 AM »
Why did they invent suspenders?

 To improve the overall situation.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2018, 01:03:17 AM »
Why did they invent suspenders?

 To improve the overall situation.
ALOL
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2018, 09:34:35 PM »
Nice. Though your own wit is superior.

I just stumbled on this thread, and really liked your puns above.

So, like them, but not like "like" like them?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2018, 09:36:41 PM »

So, like them, but not like "like" like them?
My head is like spinning.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2019, 02:07:54 PM »
Purim at a Chabad House is always interesting.
I gave an hour gemara shiur in middle of the day and then had to come up with puns and jokes for the party decorations. It's like I was in punovitch.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2019, 02:08:09 PM »


Purim at a Chabad House is always interesting.
I gave an hour gemara shiur in middle of the day and then had to come up with puns and jokes for the party decorations. It's like I was in punovitch.

Why not Punovitz?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2019, 11:27:53 AM »
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