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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #150 on: November 23, 2020, 10:47:01 PM »


I don't know if alcohol will help but it's worth a shot
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #151 on: November 25, 2020, 12:29:00 PM »
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #152 on: November 25, 2020, 01:05:22 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #153 on: November 26, 2020, 10:37:49 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #154 on: December 03, 2020, 07:16:29 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2020, 02:36:45 PM »
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2020, 10:40:00 PM »
Any indecisiveness belongs in the "up in the air" board

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2020, 11:59:06 PM »
Any indecisiveness belongs in the "up in the air" board
Me? Indecisive? I'm not so sure about that...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #159 on: December 07, 2020, 09:37:59 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #160 on: December 08, 2020, 12:40:30 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #162 on: December 10, 2020, 12:30:41 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #164 on: December 15, 2020, 08:16:05 AM »