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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1540 on: March 21, 2024, 10:52:35 AM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1541 on: March 21, 2024, 12:06:19 PM »
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1542 on: March 21, 2024, 01:12:35 PM »
Nope - its the Bad Dad Jokes Calendar - the gift that my kids cringe about.
Oh. Lol
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1543 on: March 21, 2024, 08:32:05 PM »
Anyone have a screwdriver?

My fast is broken.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1544 on: March 21, 2024, 09:31:38 PM »
Anyone have a screwdriver?

My fast is broken.

don't drink on an empty stomach.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1545 on: March 25, 2024, 10:11:21 AM »


A timely dad joke

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1546 on: March 25, 2024, 10:44:36 AM »
A timely dad joke
I never heard of a timely dad...  :P

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1547 on: March 25, 2024, 10:46:09 AM »
I never heard of a timely dad...  :P

He's the one with no issue with timing of the delivery.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1548 on: March 25, 2024, 02:44:53 PM »


A timely dad joke
when the cow doesn't make it over the moon

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1549 on: March 26, 2024, 10:09:10 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1550 on: March 27, 2024, 10:56:17 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1551 on: March 27, 2024, 04:14:12 PM »
I feel like NTorch's calendar has its times when it's great day after day, and at times it's mediocre. The last few didn't hit the mark for me. (still enjoy them, but don't walk away feeling wowed.)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1552 on: March 27, 2024, 07:09:10 PM »
I feel like NTorch's calendar has its times when it's great day after day, and at times it's mediocre. The last few didn't hit the mark for me. (still enjoy them, but don't walk away feeling wowed.)

I actually don't use all of the pages as some are not funny (to me) while others may not be appropriate.

I also don't check every day as often work is too frenetic or I might not be in the office.

But since you were unhappy with this morning's offering, lets see if this is more your "taste."


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1553 on: March 27, 2024, 07:16:36 PM »
I actually don't use all of the pages as some are not funny (to me) while others may not be appropriate.

I also don't check every day as often work is too frenetic or I might not be in the office.

But since you were unhappy with this morning's offering, lets see if this is more your "taste."


Much better! Thanks!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1554 on: March 28, 2024, 12:11:46 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1555 on: March 31, 2024, 11:18:36 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1556 on: April 01, 2024, 09:10:29 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1557 on: April 01, 2024, 09:20:00 AM »
How do you make a party in space?

You Planet!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1558 on: April 01, 2024, 08:07:19 PM »
How do you make a party in space?

You Planet!
Don't recommend. I was once at a party in space. It was missing the whole atmosphere.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1559 on: April 01, 2024, 08:11:04 PM »
Don't recommend. I was once at a party in space. It was missing the whole atmosphere.
I would rocket.
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