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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #163 on: December 13, 2020, 08:19:59 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #166 on: December 15, 2020, 10:40:34 AM »

Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Ohohohoho!"

Couldn't find a decent version on YT, below is from DailyMotion, the whole sketch is classic Monty Python, but the joke starts around the 9 min mark.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqqd

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #170 on: December 15, 2020, 11:28:31 AM »
And if I'm already self-promoting my responses

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #172 on: December 15, 2020, 10:21:57 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #174 on: December 17, 2020, 09:51:05 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #178 on: December 21, 2020, 11:58:48 PM »
If I say I had LIFE and Leben for breakfast, IS THAT REDUNDANT?
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #179 on: December 23, 2020, 11:42:11 AM »
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
We will survive!!
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