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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #160 on: December 08, 2020, 12:40:30 PM »
I no longer have constant Internet access, so you won't be seeing quite as much of me.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #161 on: December 09, 2020, 12:53:26 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #162 on: December 10, 2020, 12:30:41 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #163 on: December 13, 2020, 08:19:59 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #164 on: December 15, 2020, 08:16:05 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #165 on: December 15, 2020, 09:04:31 AM »


Or did you leave this one out 'cause it's a good pun?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #166 on: December 15, 2020, 10:40:34 AM »

Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Strae, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Ohohohoho!"

Couldn't find a decent version on YT, below is from DailyMotion, the whole sketch is classic Monty Python, but the joke starts around the 9 min mark.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqqd

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #167 on: December 15, 2020, 11:18:51 AM »

Or did you leave this one out 'cause it's a good pun?
I didnt want to face an onslaught of

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #168 on: December 15, 2020, 11:25:07 AM »
I didnt want to face an onslaught of

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #169 on: December 15, 2020, 11:26:34 AM »

And if I'm already self-promoting my responses

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #170 on: December 15, 2020, 11:28:31 AM »
And if I'm already self-promoting my responses

It is my honor to be in the same "self promoting" club as you.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #171 on: December 15, 2020, 09:44:12 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #172 on: December 15, 2020, 10:21:57 PM »
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I have a joke about tortillas but it's corny.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #174 on: December 17, 2020, 09:51:05 AM »
Yes, they say those towels are next to the sink so you can wash your hands after you dry them.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #175 on: December 19, 2020, 10:03:33 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #178 on: December 21, 2020, 11:58:48 PM »
If I say I had LIFE and Leben for breakfast, IS THAT REDUNDANT?
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #179 on: December 23, 2020, 11:42:11 AM »
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didnt mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldnt share with the fridge, cause hes been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isnt all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetictold me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didnt say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to pull myself together!
We will survive!!
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