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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #180 on: December 23, 2020, 11:43:44 AM »
If I say I had LIFE and Leben for breakfast, IS THAT REDUNDANT?
I've DUN-DAT
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #181 on: December 24, 2020, 01:20:57 PM »
We should start a conspiracy about Fauci preferring the Moderna vaccine...
No beard, a chupp. He’s a Moderna.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #182 on: December 24, 2020, 01:21:44 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #183 on: December 24, 2020, 01:33:49 PM »
I find this entire genre of making corny plays on word in torah offensive.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #184 on: December 24, 2020, 01:38:24 PM »
I find this entire genre of making corny plays on word in torah offensive.

We can turn them into songs and merge threads
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #185 on: December 24, 2020, 02:09:08 PM »
« Last Edit: December 24, 2020, 02:20:19 PM by yungermanchik »
Small people talk about other people.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #186 on: December 24, 2020, 02:39:31 PM »
We can turn them into songs and merge threads
They already are songs.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #187 on: December 24, 2020, 06:15:50 PM »
I find this entire genre of making corny plays on word in torah offensive.
Agree. Parsha jokes became a whole genre of humor on Twitter and I'm not saying I never laughed but it's wrong. Moish Francesa is the biggest offender because he's so darn funny but it's still wrong.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #188 on: December 29, 2020, 07:47:14 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #189 on: December 31, 2020, 10:14:52 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #190 on: January 03, 2021, 12:06:33 PM »
So, who's looking forward to 2020 II?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #191 on: January 03, 2021, 12:07:05 PM »
I was looking forward to 2020 too
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #192 on: January 03, 2021, 12:42:53 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #193 on: January 03, 2021, 04:10:59 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #194 on: January 04, 2021, 12:47:57 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #195 on: January 04, 2021, 12:53:37 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #196 on: January 05, 2021, 07:48:47 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #197 on: January 11, 2021, 12:12:40 AM »
Yes, in fact https://Baruchlevine.com is just a gateway to Doni's website
I heard Baruch Levine's website is a gross site
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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