Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 317461 times)

ExGingi · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2018, 06:28:17 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on August 22, 2018, 05:08:14 PM

https://twitter.com/cholentface/status/1032366897235288064

Nice. Though your own wit is superior.

I just stumbled on this thread, and really liked your puns above.

justaregularguy · « **Reply #21 on:** August 22, 2018, 11:55:06 PM »

[quote author=whYME link=topic=37255.msg1923793#msg1923793
Two mathematicians are watching the front door of a building. Two people walk in, then a few minutes later three people walk out. The first mathematician says to the second "if one more person walks in, there will be zero people inside"
[/quote]🤣🤣🤣 love this one! (Whoops messed up that quote)

joe1234 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2018, 12:17:46 AM »

One atom asks the other, hey what's the matter?

justaregularguy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2018, 12:40:52 AM »

Why did they invent suspenders?

To improve the overall situation.

whYME · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2018, 01:03:17 AM »

Quote from: justaregularguy on August 23, 2018, 12:40:52 AM

Why did they invent suspenders?

To improve the overall situation.

ALOL
(I must be tired)

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:34:35 PM »

Quote from: ExGingi on August 22, 2018, 06:28:17 PM

Nice. Though your own wit is superior.

I just stumbled on this thread, and really liked your puns above.

So, like them, but not like "like" like them?

ExGingi · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on August 23, 2018, 09:34:35 PM

So, like them, but not like "like" like them?

My head is like spinning.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2019, 02:07:54 PM »

Purim at a Chabad House is always interesting.
I gave an hour gemara shiur in middle of the day and then had to come up with puns and jokes for the party decorations. It's like I was in punovitch.

davidrotts63 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2019, 02:08:09 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on March 22, 2019, 02:07:54 PM

Purim at a Chabad House is always interesting.
I gave an hour gemara shiur in middle of the day and then had to come up with puns and jokes for the party decorations. It's like I was in punovitch.

Why not Punovitz?

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2019, 11:27:53 AM »

https://twitter.com/JYuter/status/1161908606331236353

Something Fishy · « **Reply #30 on:** August 15, 2019, 11:35:03 AM »

If pronouncing my Bs as Vs makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

GAM Z. · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2019, 08:30:40 AM »

What do you call a bee hive with no exits?

Unbelievable.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2019, 02:09:44 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on August 22, 2019, 07:25:05 AM

You could argue either way. It's a chalukei dais.

yungermanchik · « **Reply #33 on:** September 15, 2019, 09:50:50 PM »

What do you call it when you cross a chicken and a rabbit?

Nisht a Hin, Nisht a Herr

Something Fishy · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2019, 08:40:33 PM »

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

TimT · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2019, 12:17:46 PM »

How many cellphones did they have in the teiva ?
7 kosher & 2 treifa

And of course
What kind of lights did they use in the teiva ? Floodlights

What did they eat in the teiva ? Mobbel cake

aygart · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2019, 12:45:05 PM »

Quote from: TimT on October 31, 2019, 12:17:46 PM

What did they eat in the teiva ? Mahhbul cake

FTFY

srap · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2019, 05:11:33 PM »

Quote from: whYME on April 26, 2018, 11:52:21 AM

...
Two mathematicians are watching the front door of a building. Two people walk in, then a few minutes later three people walk out. The first mathematician says to the second "if one more person walks in, there will be zero people inside"

Excellent!

yungermanchik · « **Reply #38 on:** November 03, 2019, 07:48:21 PM »

If life hands you melons, chances are you're dyslexic.

yungermanchik · « **Reply #39 on:** November 05, 2019, 11:52:12 PM »

As a famous frog once said "time's fun when you're having flies."