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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2018, 06:28:17 PM »
Nice. Though your own wit is superior.

I just stumbled on this thread, and really liked your puns above.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2018, 11:55:06 PM »
[quote author=whYME link=topic=37255.msg1923793#msg1923793
    Two mathematicians are watching the front door of a building. Two people walk in, then a few minutes later three people walk out. The first mathematician says to the second "if one more person walks in, there will be zero people inside"
[/quote]🤣🤣🤣 love this one! (Whoops messed up that quote)
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2018, 12:17:46 AM »
One atom asks the other, hey what's the matter?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2018, 12:40:52 AM »
Why did they invent suspenders?

 To improve the overall situation.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2018, 01:03:17 AM »
Why did they invent suspenders?

 To improve the overall situation.
ALOL
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2018, 09:34:35 PM »
Nice. Though your own wit is superior.

I just stumbled on this thread, and really liked your puns above.

So, like them, but not like "like" like them?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2018, 09:36:41 PM »

So, like them, but not like "like" like them?
My head is like spinning.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2019, 02:07:54 PM »
Purim at a Chabad House is always interesting.
I gave an hour gemara shiur in middle of the day and then had to come up with puns and jokes for the party decorations. It's like I was in punovitch.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2019, 02:08:09 PM »


Purim at a Chabad House is always interesting.
I gave an hour gemara shiur in middle of the day and then had to come up with puns and jokes for the party decorations. It's like I was in punovitch.

Why not Punovitz?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2019, 11:27:53 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2019, 11:35:03 AM »
If pronouncing my Bs as Vs makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2019, 08:30:40 AM »
What do you call a bee hive with no exits?

Unbelievable.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2019, 02:09:44 PM »
You could argue either way. It's a chalukei dais.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2019, 09:50:50 PM »
What do you call it when you cross a chicken and a rabbit?

Nisht a Hin, Nisht a Herr
Small people talk about other people.
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BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2019, 08:40:33 PM »
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2019, 12:17:46 PM »
How many cellphones did they have in the teiva ?
7 kosher & 2 treifa

And of course
What kind of lights did they use in the teiva ?   Floodlights

What did they eat in the teiva ?   Mobbel cake

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2019, 12:45:05 PM »
What did they eat in the teiva ?   Mahhbul cake
FTFY
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2019, 05:11:33 PM »
...
    Two mathematicians are watching the front door of a building. Two people walk in, then a few minutes later three people walk out. The first mathematician says to the second "if one more person walks in, there will be zero people inside"
Excellent!  ;D

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2019, 07:48:21 PM »
If life hands you melons, chances are you're dyslexic.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2019, 11:52:12 PM »
As a famous frog once said "time's fun when you're having flies."
Small people talk about other people.
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BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.