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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #200 on: January 17, 2021, 03:53:10 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #201 on: January 17, 2021, 07:54:25 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #202 on: January 24, 2021, 02:41:00 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #203 on: January 26, 2021, 09:02:04 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #204 on: January 26, 2021, 09:09:49 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #205 on: January 29, 2021, 07:45:11 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #206 on: January 31, 2021, 09:24:09 AM »
Could be genetic, since both you and your father have such eleffated antibody levels.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #207 on: February 01, 2021, 07:58:21 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #208 on: February 01, 2021, 08:02:05 PM »

the author of this joke must be defeeted.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #209 on: February 01, 2021, 08:02:37 PM »
the author of this joke must be defeeted.
someone got cold feet
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #210 on: February 01, 2021, 08:04:15 PM »
someone got cold feet
and no legs to stand on

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #211 on: February 01, 2021, 08:04:32 PM »
the author of this joke must be defeeted.
If it's in New York, you can assume the whole person fell, but the rest just got stolen.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #212 on: February 01, 2021, 08:05:03 PM »
and no legs to stand on
Then the caption would read: "New York Mayor de Blasio"
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #213 on: February 02, 2021, 07:44:32 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #214 on: February 02, 2021, 08:00:54 PM »

There's always money in the banana stand
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #215 on: February 02, 2021, 08:14:14 PM »
There's always money in the banana stand

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #216 on: February 02, 2021, 08:14:45 PM »
Can't believe I finally found someone who watched it as well.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #217 on: February 02, 2021, 08:19:07 PM »
Can't believe I finally found someone who watched it as well.

It has a cult following!

Victor Borge on the other hand, it's just us and the Friedmans
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #218 on: February 02, 2021, 08:22:35 PM »
It has a cult following!

Victor Borge on the other hand, it's just us and the Friedmans

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #219 on: February 02, 2021, 08:41:24 PM »
Can't believe I finally found someone who watched it as well.
Come on, it has a huge fanbase.