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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #280 on: February 21, 2021, 06:58:56 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #282 on: February 22, 2021, 11:12:34 AM »
If someone is the DDF king of puns, and puns are inherently bad, does that mean they bring you the worst of DDF?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #283 on: February 22, 2021, 11:41:19 AM »
If someone is the DDF king of puns, and puns are inherently bad, does that mean they bring you the worst of DDF?
Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #284 on: February 22, 2021, 12:07:09 PM »
Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #285 on: February 22, 2021, 12:43:41 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #286 on: February 22, 2021, 12:55:54 PM »
Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...

Which is why the real king of corny jokes is popcorn (threads)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #287 on: February 22, 2021, 12:58:29 PM »
Which is why the real king of corny jokes is popcorn (threads)

It's father, not king. The father of corny jokes is popcorn. Otherwise it's not a joke. /rant
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #288 on: February 22, 2021, 01:09:20 PM »
It's father, not king. The father of corny jokes is popcorn. Otherwise it's not a joke. /rant

To Jews Our Father and Our King are almost interchangable...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #289 on: February 22, 2021, 01:16:45 PM »
To Jews Our Father and Our King are almost interchangable...

This is a bad take, especially coming from a Chassid. They are very much not interchangeable, and both are specified specifically because we are appealing to G-d in two separate capacities.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #290 on: February 22, 2021, 01:18:20 PM »
Talk about a joke gone bad...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #291 on: February 22, 2021, 01:22:47 PM »
This is a bad take, especially coming from a Chassid. They are very much not interchangeable, and both are specified specifically because we are appealing to G-d in two separate capacities.

Wrong thread? 😝

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #292 on: February 22, 2021, 01:43:54 PM »
Talk about a joke gone bad...

Look, don't walk into a pun thread if you're bothered by people reading too much into things.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #296 on: February 25, 2021, 02:33:44 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #298 on: February 27, 2021, 10:33:52 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #299 on: February 28, 2021, 01:23:33 AM »
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