Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 55394 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #300 on: February 28, 2021, 01:57:32 AM »
What do you call a polar bear transplanted to Antarctica?



Bipolar.
Penguin predator

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #301 on: February 28, 2021, 05:29:03 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #302 on: February 28, 2021, 08:35:42 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #303 on: February 28, 2021, 11:31:51 PM »

the best part of this joke is the menorah in the background .
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #304 on: February 28, 2021, 11:35:02 PM »


The friend could have been a Brother.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #305 on: March 01, 2021, 12:08:42 AM »
Of course not, that wouldn’t fly.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #306 on: March 01, 2021, 08:49:53 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #307 on: March 01, 2021, 09:21:09 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #308 on: March 01, 2021, 10:49:07 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #309 on: March 01, 2021, 10:52:38 AM »
This thread needs a groan button!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #310 on: March 01, 2021, 10:58:44 AM »
This thread needs a groan button!
Maybe just respond AGOL?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #311 on: March 01, 2021, 11:06:13 AM »
This thread needs a groan button!
There is an ignore button. I come here specifically for a daily groan.
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #312 on: March 01, 2021, 11:16:21 AM »
There is an ignore button. I come here specifically for a daily groan.

As a proud maker of Dad jokes I represent that remark.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #313 on: March 01, 2021, 11:25:20 AM »
In the corny jokes thread, a like = a groan
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #314 on: March 01, 2021, 11:28:51 AM »
In the corny jokes thread, a like = a groan

Time for @YitzyS to write an introductory post on the Start Here board. "DDF Likes: What They Are, What They Mean, How To Use Them, And Why I Like Them"
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #315 on: March 01, 2021, 11:37:31 AM »
Time for @YitzyS to write an introductory post on the Start Here board. "DDF Likes: What They Are, What They Mean, How To Use Them, And Why I Like Them"
I already explained my mentality about giving likes here
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #316 on: March 01, 2021, 11:40:21 AM »
I already explained my mentality about giving likes here

I'm aware, that's why I think you should do the full feature.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #317 on: March 01, 2021, 11:50:15 AM »
What some fail to understand is that the pun maker is fully aware of how groan worthy the "joke" is. Can't find the link, but iirc it was an interview with sit-com writer Megan Amram, where she explained that pun lovers love either 8-10 or 0-3 rated puns. If they are just average, like a 5, then they hate them.

The more it makes you groan, the better.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #318 on: March 01, 2021, 11:52:01 AM »
The more it makes you groan, the better.
Pharaoh loved puns apparently.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #319 on: March 01, 2021, 11:58:25 AM »
This conversation is becoming to sensible for this thread, and it must cease immediately, or you will be pun-ished
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes