Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 317427 times)

yungermanchik · « **Reply #40 on:** November 06, 2019, 02:40:55 PM »

Knock knock
who's there?
control freak-now-you're-supposed-to-say-control-freak-who

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #41 on:** November 06, 2019, 02:55:19 PM »

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOOOO!

yungermanchik · « **Reply #42 on:** November 07, 2019, 11:24:43 PM »

If life hands you melons, chances are you're dyslexic.

When Wife hands you lemons, make lemonade....NOW!!!!

Something Fishy · « **Reply #43 on:** November 07, 2019, 11:26:36 PM »

How do you think the unthinkable?

Crash it into an itheberg.

ah giten · « **Reply #44 on:** November 08, 2019, 12:02:30 AM »

which is correct.

Money or life?
or
Money or Wife?

CountValentine · « **Reply #45 on:** November 08, 2019, 12:16:17 AM »

I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

Knock knock
who dare
Boo @mmgfarb
Boo who
Don't cry about it

myi · « **Reply #46 on:** November 08, 2019, 02:29:30 AM »

I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

Knock knock
who dare
Boo @mmgfarb
Boo who
Don't cry about it

Nah..
Something like knock knock,
who's there?
Aytch
Aytch-Who?

Gezuntaheit..
🙈

username · « **Reply #47 on:** November 08, 2019, 09:45:23 AM »

I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

DATOTYA?

yungermanchik · « **Reply #48 on:** November 11, 2019, 07:27:58 PM »

I was thinking of redoing my bathroom, but then I realized it's just a pipe dream

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #49 on:** November 11, 2019, 07:31:22 PM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #50 on:** November 12, 2019, 03:20:03 PM »

Learning Bassar B'chalav, I realized sometimes it's not not bar not, it's just not.

chief_mag · « **Reply #51 on:** November 12, 2019, 03:20:57 PM »

A bad moshul is like a polar bear.

etech0 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:38:39 AM »

In hindsight, I think we all knew

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #53 on:** January 01, 2020, 12:25:25 PM »

Some might be offended being quoted in this thread, but for better or for worse, I say pun zu letovah

etech0 · « **Reply #54 on:** January 01, 2020, 03:04:46 PM »

Some might be offended being quoted in this thread, but for better or for worse, I say pun zu letovah

Ha! But I am pretty sure it is in line with your intention...

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 02, 2020, 10:36:59 AM »

gingyguy · « **Reply #56 on:** January 05, 2020, 08:42:25 PM »

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 05, 2020, 10:00:01 PM »

The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread

Weird you used that post to get me in this thread, usually I have keyless entry

etech0 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 29, 2020, 05:32:53 PM »

what's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing

whYME · « **Reply #59 on:** January 31, 2020, 01:00:33 PM »

How much space did the EU free up because of Brexit?

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