Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 40794 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #405 on: March 24, 2021, 07:37:25 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #408 on: April 07, 2021, 08:32:39 PM »
I found חמץ שעבר עליו הפסח and I'm not sure how to get rid of it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #409 on: April 07, 2021, 09:20:05 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #410 on: April 08, 2021, 08:20:44 AM »
My 6 yr old came home from school with a joke

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #411 on: April 08, 2021, 01:17:16 PM »
I found חמץ שעבר עליו הפסח and I'm not sure how to get rid of it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #413 on: April 09, 2021, 12:41:08 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #414 on: April 09, 2021, 02:12:56 PM »

This should get two likes, one because of the sefirah reference and the other because last Shabbos was Shevi'i shel Pesach.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #415 on: April 09, 2021, 02:53:51 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #416 on: April 11, 2021, 10:09:57 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #417 on: April 11, 2021, 01:12:20 PM »
I don kea...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #418 on: April 11, 2021, 05:50:50 PM »

He better glue his cabinet together or itíll fall apart pretty quickly...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #419 on: April 11, 2021, 06:17:30 PM »
He better glue his cabinet together or itíll fall apart pretty quickly...
But not with crazy glue... unless heís planning on throwing a crazy party...