Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 55496 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #440 on: April 30, 2021, 12:25:25 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #441 on: May 03, 2021, 11:01:41 AM »
Would have been better if this was before Lag B'Omer


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #442 on: May 04, 2021, 09:59:55 AM »
Who is dressed for the Chag today? I told my AC and she did not get it, even after I hummed the tune.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #443 on: May 04, 2021, 10:02:06 AM »
Who is dressed for the Chag today? I told my AC and she did not get it, even after I hummed the tune.

Neither will most DDFers, even if you spell it out.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #444 on: May 04, 2021, 10:06:15 AM »
Neither will most DDFers, even if you spell it out.
Mike Tyson definitely will get it

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #445 on: May 04, 2021, 10:09:02 AM »
Neither will most DDFers, even if you spell it out.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #446 on: May 04, 2021, 10:34:06 AM »
Neither will most DDFers, even if you spell it out.




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #448 on: May 05, 2021, 08:48:58 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #449 on: May 05, 2021, 10:12:00 AM »

On a serious note, I can really relate...
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #450 on: May 05, 2021, 10:16:15 AM »
« Last Edit: May 05, 2021, 12:30:15 PM by YitzyS »
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #452 on: May 05, 2021, 12:30:30 PM »
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #453 on: May 05, 2021, 06:12:21 PM »
If you're not familiar with the Star Trek franchise, skip this.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #454 on: May 07, 2021, 09:29:10 AM »




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #455 on: May 07, 2021, 09:58:14 AM »



...if it doesn't get smashed.
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #456 on: May 07, 2021, 10:01:32 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #457 on: May 10, 2021, 03:33:33 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #459 on: May 11, 2021, 02:44:01 PM »
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