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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #520 on: May 26, 2021, 01:23:46 PM »
Update: explorers are going extinct better stay away from the safari and get closer to Cr'home.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #521 on: May 26, 2021, 05:22:27 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #522 on: May 26, 2021, 05:25:37 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #523 on: May 26, 2021, 05:38:53 PM »
Works better verbally, but...

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #524 on: May 26, 2021, 05:51:23 PM »
Works better verbally, but...

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #525 on: May 26, 2021, 05:54:08 PM »
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
music scales?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #526 on: May 26, 2021, 06:37:23 PM »
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye Deer

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #527 on: May 26, 2021, 06:39:43 PM »
No Eye Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #528 on: May 26, 2021, 06:42:57 PM »
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
still no eye deer

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #529 on: May 26, 2021, 06:43:43 PM »
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

True story. I knew a guy with a three legged dog. He told me his Hebrew name is shalosh ragalim but in Yiddish we call him Drayfus.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #530 on: May 26, 2021, 06:50:08 PM »
still no eye deer

What do you call a blind, lame, castrated deer?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #531 on: May 26, 2021, 06:51:36 PM »
What do you call a blind, lame, castrated deer?
still no f-ing eye deer

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #532 on: May 26, 2021, 07:18:39 PM »
What do you call a blind, lame, castrated deer?
Doe Biden  ;D

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #533 on: May 26, 2021, 08:03:09 PM »
Originally in Random questions, but  it really belongs here:
What do you call a female Tina Beigel?
Tina Baguette
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #534 on: May 27, 2021, 10:17:07 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #535 on: May 27, 2021, 10:22:21 AM »
That one just doesn't work.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #536 on: May 27, 2021, 10:24:11 AM »
That one just doesn't work.
Slept like a baby
... woke up screaming every 2 hours
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #537 on: May 27, 2021, 11:27:16 AM »
And that one does.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #538 on: May 27, 2021, 11:33:41 AM »
Slept like a baby
... woke up screaming every 2 hours
And that one does.

A classic

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #539 on: May 28, 2021, 09:35:29 AM »