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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #580 on: June 11, 2021, 01:27:00 AM »
Lol. But this goilem is conflating creating a goilem with attracting goilems. The latter is super easy, hence their big success.

There's a goilem born every minute
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #581 on: June 11, 2021, 12:41:50 PM »
There's a goilem born every minute

Speaking of every minute




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #582 on: June 11, 2021, 01:00:47 PM »
Speaking of every minute

Alternatively:
What did the robber say to the clock at midnight? "Hands up."
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #583 on: June 11, 2021, 01:55:15 PM »
Alternatively:
What did the robber say to the clock at midnight? "Hands up."

Nah, the robber doesn't have to say hands up when the hands are already up

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #584 on: June 11, 2021, 02:08:49 PM »
Nah, the robber doesn't have to say hands up when the hands are already up

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he said it kachatzos...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #585 on: June 11, 2021, 02:11:33 PM »
he said it kachatzos...

Past his bedtime?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #586 on: June 11, 2021, 06:35:22 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #587 on: June 13, 2021, 01:40:47 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #588 on: June 14, 2021, 09:50:37 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #589 on: June 14, 2021, 09:51:00 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #590 on: June 14, 2021, 10:40:03 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #591 on: June 14, 2021, 01:03:03 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #592 on: June 15, 2021, 07:11:28 AM »
Which area in Israel has the most ambulances?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #594 on: June 15, 2021, 12:50:31 PM »
Even if both parents have that trait, the kids can still end up traitors

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #596 on: June 16, 2021, 07:00:58 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #598 on: June 18, 2021, 04:07:43 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #599 on: June 18, 2021, 04:39:05 PM »