Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 93461 times)

Something Fishy · « **Reply #60 on:** May 26, 2020, 05:50:24 PM »

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

Lurker · « **Reply #61 on:** May 26, 2020, 05:56:27 PM »

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

I think peaks are the highest. Plateaus are where flattery comes up kinda flat.

etech0 · « **Reply #62 on:** May 26, 2020, 06:07:14 PM »

I think peaks are the highest. Plateaus are where flattery comes up kinda flat.

peaks are higher but they aren't flat

Lurker · « **Reply #63 on:** May 26, 2020, 06:09:30 PM »

peaks are higher but they aren't flat

Great, I feel stupid. Not the first time today. Good stuff.

username · « **Reply #64 on:** May 26, 2020, 06:20:18 PM »

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

Allegjdes are higher.

etech0 · « **Reply #65 on:** May 26, 2020, 06:24:29 PM »

Great, I feel stupid. Not the first time today. Good stuff.

Sorry!

YitzyS · « **Reply #66 on:** July 09, 2020, 02:13:47 PM »

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
— Yossi Lazaroff 👍 (@AggieRabbi) July 8, 2020

username · « **Reply #67 on:** July 09, 2020, 04:00:16 PM »

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
— Yossi Lazaroff 👍 (@AggieRabbi) July 8, 2020

UUYYY!

joe1234 · « **Reply #68 on:** July 09, 2020, 09:58:42 PM »

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
— Yossi Lazaroff 👍 (@AggieRabbi) July 8, 2020

I thought you wood screw up but wow did you drill it.

justaregularguy · « **Reply #69 on:** July 09, 2020, 11:17:09 PM »

saw a tweet that said :

man: i may have hurt myself doing hagba'ah just now

Rabbi: i think you may have Torah ligament

Lurker · « **Reply #70 on:** July 09, 2020, 11:22:22 PM »

saw a tweet that said :

man: i may have hurt myself doing hagba'ah just now

Rabbi: i think you may have Torah ligament

Me: I really hurt my arm doing hagba
Rabbi: Sounds like you torah ligament
— miss vivu (@miss_vivu) February 10, 2020

She has great horrible puns.

justaregularguy · « **Reply #71 on:** July 09, 2020, 11:32:59 PM »

Me: I really hurt my arm doing hagba
Rabbi: Sounds like you torah ligament
— miss vivu (@miss_vivu) February 10, 2020

She has great horrible puns.

thats the one. ( looks like you follow the tweets thread too 👍)

YitzyS · « **Reply #72 on:** July 14, 2020, 05:42:34 PM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #73 on:** July 21, 2020, 03:46:36 PM »

yeshivabucher · « **Reply #74 on:** July 29, 2020, 11:39:10 AM »

Better shave than sorry.

YitzyS · « **Reply #75 on:** August 20, 2020, 10:51:59 PM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #76 on:** August 20, 2020, 10:52:13 PM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #77 on:** August 21, 2020, 10:58:56 AM »

Big Horn 19251 8" Precision Compass Pencil Holder/Spring Divider/Scriber ($6.43)

Weapon of Math Destruction

etech0 · « **Reply #78 on:** August 21, 2020, 11:00:26 AM »

Math Instruction

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #79 on:** August 21, 2020, 02:24:38 PM »

Shift key beveit Hashem #Elul https://t.co/5CEtSvx9Bf
— Rabbi Josh Yuter (@JYuter) August 20, 2020