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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #600 on: June 21, 2021, 09:57:10 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #601 on: June 21, 2021, 10:08:51 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #602 on: June 22, 2021, 09:07:19 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #606 on: June 23, 2021, 03:21:26 PM »
Employee: My favorite foods are bread and pasta.

Me: You're a carbnivore.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #607 on: June 23, 2021, 08:25:10 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #610 on: June 24, 2021, 11:27:44 AM »

looks like she found chain(חן) in his eyes...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #611 on: June 27, 2021, 10:37:28 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #613 on: June 29, 2021, 09:42:23 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #614 on: June 29, 2021, 10:04:52 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #617 on: June 29, 2021, 04:23:53 PM »
Probably a repost - I can't view tweets


You missed the caption!



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #618 on: June 29, 2021, 04:34:28 PM »
You missed the caption!



Now you killed it
Feelings don't care about your facts

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