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Pharaoh was a ruler
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Employee: My favorite foods are bread and pasta.
Me: You're a carbnivore.
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looks like she found chain(חן) in his eyes...
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Quote from: Happyguy on June 29, 2021, 04:15:49 PM
Probably a repost - I can't view tweets
You missed the caption!
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You missed the caption!
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