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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #680 on: July 29, 2021, 09:00:57 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #681 on: July 29, 2021, 11:23:32 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #682 on: July 30, 2021, 09:39:33 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #683 on: August 02, 2021, 02:37:25 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #684 on: August 03, 2021, 08:45:24 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #685 on: August 03, 2021, 08:49:36 AM »
Thank you NTorch for posting these every day. I may not click like for every one, because some are just too painful, but I enjoy every one, and I get excited when I see that there is a new post from NTorch in the Corny Joke thread.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #686 on: August 03, 2021, 08:55:03 AM »
Thank you NTorch for posting these every day. I may not click like for every one, because some are just too painful, but I enjoy every one, and I get excited when I see that there is a new post from NTorch in the Corny Joke thread.

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I’m hoping it his calendar gets released annually :D
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #687 on: August 03, 2021, 09:09:59 AM »
Thank you NTorch for posting these every day. I may not click like for every one, because some are just too painful, but I enjoy every one, and I get excited when I see that there is a new post from NTorch in the Corny Joke thread.

+1000

I’m hoping it his calendar gets released annually :D

Thank you both. I don't post every joke as some are just not "Dad worthy". but the calendar that my paralegal gave me is truly the gift that keeps on giving, much to the dismay of my children who cringe at some of my "dad humor."

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #688 on: August 03, 2021, 09:12:36 AM »
Thank you both. I don't post every joke as some are just not "Dad worthy". but the calendar that my paralegal gave me is truly the gift that keeps on giving, much to the dismay of my children who cringe at some of my "dad humor."
Some of us appreciate a "safe space" to enjoy this humor.  ;)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #689 on: August 04, 2021, 09:09:21 AM »
Oldie but goody


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #690 on: August 04, 2021, 10:57:48 AM »
Oldie but goody



I love this. Though I consider Dr. Pepper to be my therapist 😂
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #691 on: August 04, 2021, 01:29:12 PM »
I love this. Though I consider Dr. Pepper to be my therapist 😂
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #692 on: August 04, 2021, 01:47:37 PM »
He's my nutritionist

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #693 on: August 05, 2021, 01:46:13 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #694 on: August 05, 2021, 06:59:30 PM »

"Amelia Bedelia, you stop that right now!"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #697 on: August 06, 2021, 01:51:55 PM »
Isn't there a limit, even for this thread?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #698 on: August 06, 2021, 01:53:16 PM »
I don't even get the corniness of it.  To me this is just a "huh?"
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #699 on: August 06, 2021, 02:01:11 PM »
Isn't there a limit, even for this thread?
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