Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread

[YitzyS]

Isn't there a limit, even for this thread?

Let spray to Hashem that it well wash over

[Jellybelly]

Let spray to Hashem that it well wash over

Yup, I think we just hit the limit 🙄

[YitzyS]

Yup, I think we just hit the limit 🙄

You mean you drink we hit the limit

[Euclid]

This thread should be renamed

"See how I roll"

[YitzyS]

This thread should be renamed

"See how I roll"

You mean "Sea how I roll"

[joe1234]

Isn't there a limit, even for this thread?

Yeah it’s 1 drop overboard…

[YitzyS]

Yeah it’s 1 drop overboard…

I almost mist that one

[joe1234]

I almost mist those two

FTFY

[YitzyS]

[YitzyS]

[YitzyS]

[YitzyS]

[YitzyS]

[yesitsme]

Breaking. After seeing the videos of Gur Shabos RCC informed Gur Askunim that the wedding can go on as planned in RCC. It is far from a Mass Crowd event

[NTorch]

[Happyguy]

B'H, it's back. Didn't see one for a while, i thought maybe the calendar got lost

[Euclid]

B'H, it's back. Didn't see one for a while, i thought maybe the calendar got lost

Where did the calendar get lost?

It was wandering in a days.

[YitzyS]

Where did the calendar get lost?

It was week, wandering in a days.

FTFY

[AsherO]

Where did the calendar get lost?

It was wandering in a days.

Now that’s a timely correction.

[Joeymc]

People will see right through that one