Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 229002 times)

NTorch · « **Reply #720 on:** August 19, 2021, 10:59:28 AM »

B'H, it's back. Didn't see one for a while, i thought maybe the calendar got lost

Thanks - was away for work for a while, but also, not every page is "dad" worthy.

NTorch · « **Reply #721 on:** August 19, 2021, 10:59:48 AM »

Quote

TimT · « **Reply #722 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:34:26 PM »

Euclid · « **Reply #723 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:39:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/ModernTalmud/status/1428410048124968967

this joke is a lot

TimT · « **Reply #724 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:40:14 PM »

this joke is a lot

They say she’s a pillar of the community.

AsherO · « **Reply #725 on:** August 19, 2021, 07:01:12 PM »

They say she’s a pillar of the community.

The-salt-of-the-earth type of person...

NTorch · « **Reply #726 on:** August 19, 2021, 09:31:17 PM »

The-salt-of-the-earth type of person...

Well before R' Boruch Epstein wrote his book, Yitzchak Avinu could have written one called "My Aunt, the Netziv".

NTorch · « **Reply #727 on:** August 20, 2021, 10:02:54 AM »

TimT · « **Reply #728 on:** August 20, 2021, 01:08:49 PM »

This is really bugging me.

how to get rid of fruit flys

yungermanchik · « **Reply #729 on:** August 20, 2021, 03:25:18 PM »

Well, everyone knows that:

Time flies like the the wind,
but, Fruit flies like bananas.

YitzyS · « **Reply #730 on:** August 20, 2021, 03:49:16 PM »

Well, everyone knows that:

Time flies like the the wind,
but, Fruit flies like bananas.

I heard a very similar joke once. The only difference was the second "the."

NTorch · « **Reply #731 on:** August 22, 2021, 06:28:31 PM »

NTorch · « **Reply #732 on:** August 23, 2021, 09:21:20 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #733 on:** August 23, 2021, 08:03:12 PM »

NTorch · « **Reply #734 on:** August 24, 2021, 09:23:19 AM »

Randomex · « **Reply #735 on:** August 24, 2021, 08:38:44 PM »

NTorch · « **Reply #736 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:00:20 AM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #737 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:18:22 AM »

Re: Visit An Apiary

Whatever you do there, don't let them give you any freebies

TimT · « **Reply #738 on:** August 25, 2021, 08:51:13 PM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #739 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:05:05 PM »