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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #78 on: August 21, 2020, 11:00:26 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2020, 02:24:38 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2020, 08:02:01 AM »
On that note,

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #83 on: August 31, 2020, 10:49:38 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2020, 11:24:26 PM »
You heard about the guy who was addicted to deli sandwiches....he quit cold turkey!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #87 on: September 03, 2020, 12:38:50 AM »
I tried to make it as a bartender, but I just couldn't get a head.

Jews don't use the solar calendar, they're lunatics.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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