Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 317464 times)

etech0 · « **Reply #81 on:** August 28, 2020, 08:02:01 AM »

On that note,

YitzyS · « **Reply #82 on:** August 30, 2020, 10:50:09 PM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #83 on:** August 31, 2020, 10:49:38 PM »

Seen on an ad for a shoe repair:
We are NOT G-d, but we WILL save your soles.

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #84 on:** September 01, 2020, 02:19:29 AM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #85 on:** September 01, 2020, 11:24:26 PM »

You heard about the guy who was addicted to deli sandwiches....he quit cold turkey!

Luvisrael · « **Reply #86 on:** September 02, 2020, 11:47:58 PM »

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #87 on:** September 03, 2020, 12:38:50 AM »

I tried to make it as a bartender, but I just couldn't get a head.

Jews don't use the solar calendar, they're lunatics.

YitzyS · « **Reply #88 on:** September 03, 2020, 11:46:28 AM »

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #89 on:** September 03, 2020, 03:28:42 PM »

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #90 on:** September 04, 2020, 10:28:20 AM »

What did master Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K TV?
HDMI.

YitzyS · « **Reply #91 on:** September 06, 2020, 09:15:24 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #92 on:** September 06, 2020, 02:54:50 PM »

etech0 · « **Reply #93 on:** September 06, 2020, 04:40:48 PM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #94 on:** September 08, 2020, 01:25:40 PM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #95 on:** September 08, 2020, 09:14:54 PM »

Ok, so my headlights went out and I gotta buy new ones.

I don’t know the first thing about this, can anyone enlighten me?

good sam · « **Reply #96 on:** September 08, 2020, 11:43:17 PM »

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #97 on:** September 09, 2020, 09:34:42 PM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #98 on:** September 10, 2020, 09:37:14 AM »

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #99 on:** September 10, 2020, 10:04:19 AM »