Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 229034 times)

lubaby · « **Reply #820 on:** November 23, 2021, 11:51:04 AM »

Must be a windows computer

It's using Internet Explorer. There's an 8 hour delay

Happyguy · « **Reply #821 on:** November 23, 2021, 02:11:30 PM »

!!!!ברוך מחיה המתים
Glad to see the calendar is back in use.

NTorch · « **Reply #822 on:** November 23, 2021, 02:33:22 PM »

!!!!ברוך מחיה המתים
Glad to see the calendar is back in use.

Tx - was working off site on and off for a while and then just got out of the habit.

yungermanchik · « **Reply #823 on:** November 23, 2021, 03:24:08 PM »

The newest aSALT weapon:
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TimT · « **Reply #824 on:** November 23, 2021, 08:23:42 PM »

NTorch · « **Reply #825 on:** November 24, 2021, 09:12:25 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #826 on:** November 28, 2021, 11:30:03 PM »

Yes, I know it's a stretch...

NTorch · « **Reply #827 on:** November 29, 2021, 10:14:24 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #828 on:** November 30, 2021, 09:25:18 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #829 on:** December 01, 2021, 11:17:29 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #830 on:** December 02, 2021, 09:55:45 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #831 on:** December 03, 2021, 10:55:16 AM »

S209 · « **Reply #832 on:** December 05, 2021, 11:38:04 AM »

AsherO · « **Reply #833 on:** December 05, 2021, 02:20:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/aimhumor/status/1467306201310318592

Everyone, sing with me:
“Cuomo bridge is falling down.. falling down… falling down…”

NTorch · « **Reply #834 on:** December 06, 2021, 09:13:47 AM »

yfr bachur · « **Reply #835 on:** December 06, 2021, 11:33:01 AM »

At the end of a recent 99PI episode, the credits included: "...This show is produced by speaking into microphones, the editor is ..."

Something Fishy · « **Reply #836 on:** December 06, 2021, 11:58:29 AM »

I read it as Wonder Woman and it was funnier that way.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #837 on:** December 06, 2021, 12:31:20 PM »

I read it as Wonder Woman and it was funnier that way.

lol, I only realized I read it wrong from your post

AsherO · « **Reply #838 on:** December 06, 2021, 12:43:36 PM »

Funnier when read in an Israeli accent

NTorch · « **Reply #839 on:** December 07, 2021, 12:53:14 PM »