Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 226314 times)

TimT · « **Reply #840 on:** December 07, 2021, 01:54:02 PM »

Something Fishy · « **Reply #841 on:** December 07, 2021, 01:55:53 PM »

TimT · « **Reply #842 on:** December 08, 2021, 11:39:17 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #843 on:** December 08, 2021, 12:09:33 PM »

My paralegal gifted me next year's calendar as a Chanukah gift too.

AsherO · « **Reply #844 on:** December 08, 2021, 12:37:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/toteskosh/status/1468357152226041857

Hopefully the guy had a bar mitzvah or he might still be a קרקפתא…

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #845 on:** December 08, 2021, 04:29:47 PM »

Is there a vaccine against deadly curiosity?

Yearly CAT scans?

YitzyS · « **Reply #846 on:** December 08, 2021, 07:23:19 PM »

NTorch · « **Reply #847 on:** December 09, 2021, 09:56:25 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #848 on:** December 10, 2021, 09:20:23 AM »

For all the criminal defense attorneys out there.

aygart · « **Reply #849 on:** December 10, 2021, 09:24:11 AM »

For all the criminal defense attorneys out there.

@Something Fishy

NTorch · « **Reply #850 on:** December 10, 2021, 09:33:40 AM »

For all the criminal defense attorneys out there.

@Something Fishy

And for the matrimonial lawyers - Marriage isn't a word, its a sentence.

AsherO · « **Reply #851 on:** December 10, 2021, 10:28:40 AM »

And for the matrimonial lawyers - Marriage isn't a word, its a sentence.

Divorce lawyers make sure it isn't a long sentence

NTorch · « **Reply #852 on:** December 13, 2021, 09:28:49 AM »

Something Fishy · « **Reply #853 on:** December 14, 2021, 10:15:33 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #854 on:** December 14, 2021, 11:00:49 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #855 on:** December 15, 2021, 09:17:31 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #856 on:** December 16, 2021, 11:06:55 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #857 on:** December 16, 2021, 04:58:25 PM »

From my AC this afternoon

(This may not qualify as a pun/bad joke, but its so funny and true).

NTorch · « **Reply #858 on:** December 17, 2021, 09:24:22 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #859 on:** December 20, 2021, 07:59:39 PM »