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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #90 on: September 04, 2020, 10:28:20 AM »
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K TV?
HDMI.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #91 on: September 06, 2020, 09:15:24 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #92 on: September 06, 2020, 02:54:50 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #93 on: September 06, 2020, 04:40:48 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #94 on: September 08, 2020, 01:25:40 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #95 on: September 08, 2020, 09:14:54 PM »
Ok, so my headlights went out and I gotta buy new ones.

I don’t know the first thing about this, can anyone enlighten me?

Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #96 on: September 08, 2020, 11:43:17 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #97 on: September 09, 2020, 09:34:42 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2020, 09:37:14 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2020, 09:27:00 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #103 on: September 13, 2020, 11:00:23 AM »
I find this thread contrary to my belief that a two-state solution will never happen in Israel.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #104 on: September 13, 2020, 11:26:05 AM »