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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #924 on: January 27, 2022, 09:35:07 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #925 on: January 28, 2022, 07:35:46 AM »
Quote from: Moshe Green on January 28, 2022, 03:36:14 AM
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #927 on: January 31, 2022, 08:39:46 PM »
Definitely a bad joke.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #929 on: February 01, 2022, 10:13:18 AM »
Quote from: NTorch on February 01, 2022, 09:03:38 AM


*Had. All the scouser drinking killed all the livers off ages ago.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #930 on: February 01, 2022, 10:25:49 AM »
When you invoke England in a Corny Joke thread, the joke is automatically not funny  :)
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #933 on: February 02, 2022, 10:39:28 AM »
Quote from: YitzyS on February 01, 2022, 10:25:49 AM
When you invoke England in a Corny Joke thread, the joke is automatically not funny  :)

Not invoking England, just an English influenced pun :-)
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #934 on: February 02, 2022, 11:04:28 AM »
Quote from: YitzyS on February 01, 2022, 10:25:49 AM
When you invoke England in a Cornish Joke thread, the joke is automatically not funny  :)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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