Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?It was a marble cake
People are often shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
Quotes in a signature is annoying, as it comes across as an independent post.
Took me way too long to get this one, I'm embarrassed
You should be embarrassed that you got it. I only understood it after I did a lot of Google searching. I'm yeshivish, and I'm proud of it!
Took until after I figured out it wasn't Haydn or Tchaikovsky.
The yeshivish version:Stallone: I知 making a movie about nosei keilim. I値l play Taz.Van Damme: I値l be ShachSchwarzenegger: I値l be Rav Yoel Sirkis.