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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2019, 11:35:03 AM »
If pronouncing my Bs as Vs makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2019, 08:30:40 AM »
What do you call a bee hive with no exits?

Unbelievable.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2019, 02:09:44 PM »
You could argue either way. It's a chalukei dais.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2019, 09:50:50 PM »
What do you call it when you cross a chicken and a rabbit?

Nisht a Hin, Nisht a Herr
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2019, 08:40:33 PM »
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2019, 12:17:46 PM »
How many cellphones did they have in the teiva ?
7 kosher & 2 treifa

And of course
What kind of lights did they use in the teiva ?   Floodlights

What did they eat in the teiva ?   Mobbel cake

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2019, 12:45:05 PM »
What did they eat in the teiva ?   Mahhbul cake
FTFY
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2019, 05:11:33 PM »
...
    Two mathematicians are watching the front door of a building. Two people walk in, then a few minutes later three people walk out. The first mathematician says to the second "if one more person walks in, there will be zero people inside"
Excellent!  ;D

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2019, 07:48:21 PM »
If life hands you melons, chances are you're dyslexic.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2019, 11:52:12 PM »
As a famous frog once said "time's fun when you're having flies."
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2019, 02:40:55 PM »
Knock knock
who's there?
control freak-now-you're-supposed-to-say-control-freak-who
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2019, 02:55:19 PM »
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOOOO!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2019, 11:24:43 PM »
If life hands you melons, chances are you're dyslexic.
When Wife hands you lemons, make lemonade....NOW!!!!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2019, 11:26:36 PM »
How do you think the unthinkable?










Crash it into an itheberg.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2019, 12:02:30 AM »
which is correct.

Money or life?
or
Money or Wife?