Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 221200 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2019, 02:40:55 PM »
Knock knock
who's there?
control freak-now-you're-supposed-to-say-control-freak-who
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2019, 02:55:19 PM »
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOOOO!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2019, 11:24:43 PM »
If life hands you melons, chances are you're dyslexic.
When Wife hands you lemons, make lemonade....NOW!!!!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2019, 11:26:36 PM »
How do you think the unthinkable?










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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2019, 12:02:30 AM »
which is correct.

Money or life?
or
Money or Wife?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2019, 12:16:17 AM »
I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

Knock knock
who dare
Boo @mmgfarb
Boo who
Don't cry about it
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2019, 02:29:30 AM »
I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

Knock knock
who dare
Boo @mmgfarb
Boo who
Don't cry about it
Nah..
  Something like knock knock,
  who's there?
  Aytch
  Aytch-Who?

 Gezuntaheit..
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2019, 09:45:23 AM »
I have posted in and started many stupid threads. This one takes the cake.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2019, 07:27:58 PM »
I was thinking of redoing my bathroom, but then I realized it's just a pipe dream
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2019, 03:20:03 PM »
Learning Bassar B'chalav, I realized sometimes it's not not bar not, it's just not.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2019, 03:20:57 PM »
A bad moshul is like a polar bear.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2020, 09:38:39 AM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2020, 12:25:25 PM »

Some might be offended being quoted in this thread, but for better or for worse, I say pun zu letovah

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #54 on: January 01, 2020, 03:04:46 PM »
Some might be offended being quoted in this thread, but for better or for worse, I say pun zu letovah
Ha! But I am pretty sure it is in line with your intention...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2020, 10:00:01 PM »
The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
Weird you used that post to get me in this thread, usually I have keyless entry

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #58 on: January 29, 2020, 05:32:53 PM »
what's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2020, 01:00:33 PM »
How much space did the EU free up because of Brexit?

1 GB :)