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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2020, 05:50:24 PM »
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #61 on: May 26, 2020, 05:56:27 PM »
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

I think peaks are the highest. Plateaus are where flattery comes up kinda flat.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2020, 06:07:14 PM »
I think peaks are the highest. Plateaus are where flattery comes up kinda flat.
peaks are higher but they aren't flat
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #63 on: May 26, 2020, 06:09:30 PM »
peaks are higher but they aren't flat

Great, I feel stupid. Not the first time today. Good stuff.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #64 on: May 26, 2020, 06:20:18 PM »
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
Allegjdes are higher.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #65 on: May 26, 2020, 06:24:29 PM »
Great, I feel stupid. Not the first time today. Good stuff.
Sorry!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #66 on: July 09, 2020, 02:13:47 PM »
Is there a clever way to solicit likes without sounding like a classless wannabee?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #67 on: July 09, 2020, 04:00:16 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #68 on: July 09, 2020, 09:58:42 PM »
I thought you wood screw up but wow did you drill it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #69 on: July 09, 2020, 11:17:09 PM »
saw a tweet that said :

man: i may have hurt myself doing hagba'ah just now

Rabbi: i think you may have Torah ligament
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #70 on: July 09, 2020, 11:22:22 PM »
saw a tweet that said :

man: i may have hurt myself doing hagba'ah just now

Rabbi: i think you may have Torah ligament

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She has great horrible puns.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #71 on: July 09, 2020, 11:32:59 PM »
?s=20

She has great horrible puns.
thats the one. ( looks like you follow the tweets thread too 👍)
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #72 on: July 14, 2020, 05:42:34 PM »
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Is there a clever way to solicit likes without sounding like a classless wannabee?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2020, 03:46:36 PM »


Is there a clever way to solicit likes without sounding like a classless wannabee?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #74 on: July 29, 2020, 11:39:10 AM »