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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2020, 07:59:56 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2020, 08:02:01 AM »
On that note,

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #82 on: August 30, 2020, 10:50:09 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #83 on: August 31, 2020, 10:49:38 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #84 on: September 01, 2020, 02:19:29 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2020, 11:24:26 PM »
You heard about the guy who was addicted to deli sandwiches....he quit cold turkey!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #87 on: September 03, 2020, 12:38:50 AM »
I tried to make it as a bartender, but I just couldn't get a head.

Jews don't use the solar calendar, they're lunatics.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #88 on: September 03, 2020, 11:46:28 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #89 on: September 03, 2020, 03:28:42 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #90 on: September 04, 2020, 10:28:20 AM »
What did master Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K TV?
HDMI.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #91 on: September 06, 2020, 09:15:24 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #92 on: September 06, 2020, 02:54:50 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #93 on: September 06, 2020, 04:40:48 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #94 on: September 08, 2020, 01:25:40 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #95 on: September 08, 2020, 09:14:54 PM »
Ok, so my headlights went out and I gotta buy new ones.

I don’t know the first thing about this, can anyone enlighten me?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #96 on: September 08, 2020, 11:43:17 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2020, 09:37:14 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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