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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2020, 09:27:00 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #101 on: September 11, 2020, 07:37:35 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #102 on: September 11, 2020, 11:25:54 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #103 on: September 13, 2020, 11:00:23 AM »
I find this thread contrary to my belief that a two-state solution will never happen in Israel.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #104 on: September 13, 2020, 11:26:05 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #105 on: September 14, 2020, 01:41:49 PM »
Endless circle is redundant
Redundantly repetitive and repetitively redundant two time twice!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #106 on: September 14, 2020, 02:33:27 PM »
Redundantly repetitive and repetitively redundant two time twice!
This thread title is iteself redundant, as noted
Oh no, a thread for bad puns? (a redundant redundancy, if ever there was one).
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #107 on: September 14, 2020, 07:23:33 PM »
With neuralink, solving coronavirus is as simple as pie, just install an antivirus.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #108 on: September 14, 2020, 07:27:13 PM »
With neuralink, solving coronavirus is as simple as pie, just install an antivirus.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #109 on: September 15, 2020, 10:39:24 PM »
I had the same problem. Couldn't find the right Leibel.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #110 on: September 16, 2020, 07:21:20 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #113 on: September 21, 2020, 04:04:54 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #114 on: September 22, 2020, 08:18:57 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #115 on: September 25, 2020, 01:22:57 PM »
Just reviewed my EZ pass statement, round trip tolls for Brooklyn-Lancaster is $64. Highway robbery !!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #116 on: September 30, 2020, 10:27:42 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #117 on: September 30, 2020, 11:03:10 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #118 on: October 07, 2020, 02:42:08 PM »
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #119 on: October 07, 2020, 03:23:35 PM »




Is this a ploy to get likes on my posts?

Blah blah blah
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