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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #240 on: February 09, 2021, 12:03:22 PM »
All puns are bad.

Oh no, a thread for bad puns? (a redundant redundancy, if ever there was one).

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #241 on: February 10, 2021, 01:04:48 AM »
You know those people who start sentences and don't

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #242 on: February 10, 2021, 01:14:09 AM »
You know those people who start sentences and don't
There are three different types of such people: the ones who are also good at math, and the ones that aren't.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #243 on: February 10, 2021, 07:51:24 AM »
There are three different types of such people: the ones who are also good at math, and the ones that aren't.
...and the ones who repost




There are 3 types of people in this world: those who know how to count, and those who don't.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #244 on: February 10, 2021, 07:58:05 AM »
And there are two secrets for success:
1) Don't say everything you know
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #245 on: February 10, 2021, 07:59:01 AM »
And there are two secrets for success:
1) Don't say everything you know
Alternatively,

"Make believe you know more than you say..."

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #246 on: February 10, 2021, 09:00:09 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #247 on: February 11, 2021, 12:12:24 PM »
These are all from a "Dad Joke" calendar I got for Chanuka




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #250 on: February 12, 2021, 09:04:14 AM »
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #252 on: February 15, 2021, 10:46:55 PM »
Horrible font, but berry punny


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #253 on: February 16, 2021, 09:00:58 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #254 on: February 16, 2021, 09:17:00 AM »

I love these!

I sense that JJ (or Yo ssi) may soon start "Master Thread Of NTorch's Awesome Corny/Pun Posts"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #255 on: February 16, 2021, 09:25:08 AM »
I love these!

I sense that JJ (or Yo ssi) may soon start "Master Thread Of NTorch's Awesome Corny/Pun Posts"

From a Dad Joke calendar my paralegal got me.

I'm glad you like them, since my kids often compare with their friends as to who makes the worst dad jokes.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #256 on: February 16, 2021, 09:28:14 AM »
Actually my most recent groaner was directed to my parents after they got vaccine #2 last week I asked them where they were going to throw their party for their "siyum hashots."

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #257 on: February 16, 2021, 12:21:49 PM »
These are all from a "Dad Joke" calendar I got for Chanuka
Can you post a pic of the cover please?

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