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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #260 on: February 16, 2021, 04:14:26 PM »


And on that note, what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is
weasily recognized, and a stoat is stoatally different (that might work better spoken).
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #261 on: February 17, 2021, 12:50:16 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #263 on: February 18, 2021, 07:26:58 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #265 on: February 18, 2021, 10:21:29 AM »
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The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the ones in Abu Dhabi do.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #266 on: February 18, 2021, 10:22:19 AM »
(Pretty certain that was posted somewhere on DDF in the past, but I can't find it (maybe it was an image?))
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #268 on: February 18, 2021, 08:41:47 PM »

Wow that's huge - whoever takes it will be crowned king?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #269 on: February 18, 2021, 09:49:39 PM »
Wow that's huge - whoever takes it will be crowned king?
If you take it to the right then you'll be a chossid

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #272 on: February 19, 2021, 01:53:11 AM »
After being accused of stealing the Royal Crown, the Count refused to confess and name the location of the priceless artifact. Enraged, the King threatened to put the good Count to death if he would not budge. Pleading, begging, asking for mercy, the Count insisted upon his innocence. Finally, the King ordered the executioner to lower the death axe.

As the hatchet descended, the Count cried “OK! I confess! The Crown is..” But it was too late to pull back. The blade descended and the severed head fell with a thud into the receptacle with the end of the sentence forever a mystery.





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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #277 on: February 19, 2021, 04:50:04 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #278 on: February 20, 2021, 08:41:08 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #279 on: February 21, 2021, 01:09:35 AM »


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