Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 40780 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #270 on: February 19, 2021, 12:37:25 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #271 on: February 19, 2021, 12:42:40 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #272 on: February 19, 2021, 01:53:11 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #273 on: February 19, 2021, 08:37:49 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #274 on: February 19, 2021, 10:21:21 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #276 on: February 19, 2021, 01:05:08 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #277 on: February 19, 2021, 04:50:04 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #278 on: February 20, 2021, 08:41:08 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #279 on: February 21, 2021, 01:09:35 AM »


If I like this, am I liking my own post?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #282 on: February 22, 2021, 11:12:34 AM »
If someone is the DDF king of puns, and puns are inherently bad, does that mean they bring you the worst of DDF?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #283 on: February 22, 2021, 11:41:19 AM »
If someone is the DDF king of puns, and puns are inherently bad, does that mean they bring you the worst of DDF?
Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #284 on: February 22, 2021, 12:07:09 PM »
Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...
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