Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 226398 times)

shabbosabba · « **Reply #280 on:** February 21, 2021, 06:58:56 PM »

Quote from: AsherO on December 22, 2020, 03:31:50 PM

Cynic שנשבה

NTorch · « **Reply #281 on:** February 22, 2021, 11:11:29 AM »

AsherO · « **Reply #282 on:** February 22, 2021, 11:12:34 AM »

If someone is the DDF king of puns, and puns are inherently bad, does that mean they bring you the worst of DDF?

YitzyS · « **Reply #283 on:** February 22, 2021, 11:41:19 AM »

Quote from: AsherO on February 22, 2021, 11:12:34 AM

If someone is the DDF king of puns, and puns are inherently bad, does that mean they bring you the worst of DDF?

Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...

Yo ssi · « **Reply #284 on:** February 22, 2021, 12:07:09 PM »

Quote from: YitzyS on February 22, 2021, 11:41:19 AM

Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...

L/POIDH

Lurker · « **Reply #285 on:** February 22, 2021, 12:43:41 PM »

Quote from: Yo ssi on February 22, 2021, 12:07:09 PM

L/POIDH

Oh, it happened...

AsherO · « **Reply #286 on:** February 22, 2021, 12:55:54 PM »

Quote from: YitzyS on February 22, 2021, 11:41:19 AM

Your reasoning makes sense. However, I've seen the worst of DDF, and it's a lot worse than the worst puns...

Which is why the real king of corny jokes is popcorn (threads)

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #287 on:** February 22, 2021, 12:58:29 PM »

Quote from: AsherO on February 22, 2021, 12:55:54 PM

Which is why the real king of corny jokes is popcorn (threads)

It's father, not king. The father of corny jokes is popcorn. Otherwise it's not a joke. /rant

AsherO · « **Reply #288 on:** February 22, 2021, 01:09:20 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 22, 2021, 12:58:29 PM

It's father, not king. The father of corny jokes is popcorn. Otherwise it's not a joke. /rant

To Jews Our Father and Our King are almost interchangable...

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #289 on:** February 22, 2021, 01:16:45 PM »

Quote from: AsherO on February 22, 2021, 01:09:20 PM

To Jews Our Father and Our King are almost interchangable...

This is a bad take, especially coming from a Chassid. They are very much not interchangeable, and both are specified specifically because we are appealing to G-d in two separate capacities.

Lurker · « **Reply #290 on:** February 22, 2021, 01:18:20 PM »

Talk about a joke gone bad...

AsherO · « **Reply #291 on:** February 22, 2021, 01:22:47 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 22, 2021, 01:16:45 PM

This is a bad take, especially coming from a Chassid. They are very much not interchangeable, and both are specified specifically because we are appealing to G-d in two separate capacities.

Wrong thread? 😝

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #292 on:** February 22, 2021, 01:43:54 PM »

Quote from: Lurker on February 22, 2021, 01:18:20 PM

Talk about a joke gone bad...

Look, don't walk into a pun thread if you're bothered by people reading too much into things.

NTorch · « **Reply #293 on:** February 24, 2021, 04:53:53 PM »

NTorch · « **Reply #294 on:** February 25, 2021, 10:48:50 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #295 on:** February 25, 2021, 11:58:04 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #296 on:** February 25, 2021, 02:33:44 PM »

TimT · « **Reply #297 on:** February 27, 2021, 07:05:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/aimhumor/status/1365391242801078273

EliJelly · « **Reply #298 on:** February 27, 2021, 10:33:52 PM »

Can February march? No, but April may.

-Weekly Link.

Something Fishy · « **Reply #299 on:** February 28, 2021, 01:23:33 AM »

What do you call a polar bear transplanted to Antarctica?

Bipolar.