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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #320 on: March 01, 2021, 12:39:01 PM »
This conversation is becoming to sensible for this thread, and it must cease immediately, or you will be pun-ished
I rate that a 1. Congratulations
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #321 on: March 01, 2021, 12:39:53 PM »
I rate that a 1. Congratulations

Nope that's an even 5. Sorry YitzyS, but then he the consequences for hating on Chassidim

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #322 on: March 01, 2021, 12:41:24 PM »
Nope that's an even 5. Sorry YitzyS, but then he the consequences for hating on Chassidim
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #324 on: March 02, 2021, 08:58:18 AM »
Would go well with...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #325 on: March 02, 2021, 09:03:02 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #326 on: March 02, 2021, 02:29:25 PM »
Real old knee slapper




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #327 on: March 02, 2021, 02:31:09 PM »
Real old knee slapper




But it would still smell

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #328 on: March 02, 2021, 02:33:45 PM »
But it would still smell

Congratulations, 2.5
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #329 on: March 02, 2021, 02:34:41 PM »
But it would still smell

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you must be standing on your head.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #330 on: March 02, 2021, 02:35:14 PM »
Congratulations, 2.5

It's not original, from the old "why do noses run and feet smell?"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #331 on: March 02, 2021, 02:39:07 PM »
Real old knee slapper



new knees too

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #337 on: March 02, 2021, 11:25:22 PM »
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you must be standing on your head.

Either that, or you're built upside down.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #339 on: March 03, 2021, 09:52:12 AM »