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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #360 on: March 03, 2021, 01:19:03 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 03, 2021, 10:41:48 AM
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

The better one (if you dont tell my AC that I wrote this) is:

Marriage isn't a word, its a sentence.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #361 on: March 03, 2021, 03:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on March 03, 2021, 12:12:36 PM
I believe it should be "is" unless pun is in plural.

That's correct, but "is" instead of "are" is intentional, not a typing mistake.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #362 on: March 03, 2021, 03:43:51 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 03, 2021, 10:44:09 AM
I only posted the ones I thought were good.

We clearly have different tastes in puns.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #363 on: March 03, 2021, 05:24:19 PM »
Quote from: Randomex on March 03, 2021, 03:43:51 PM
We clearly have different tastes in puns.
Is that a bad thing?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #364 on: March 03, 2021, 07:25:25 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 03, 2021, 05:24:19 PM
Is that a bad thing?
Definitely a good thing IMHO
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #365 on: March 03, 2021, 08:39:58 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 03, 2021, 05:24:19 PM
Is that a bad thing?

Only if we were each other's sole pun sources.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #366 on: March 03, 2021, 08:43:06 PM »
Quote from: Randomex on March 03, 2021, 08:39:58 PM
Only if we were each other's sole pun sources.
Sole mates
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #369 on: March 04, 2021, 01:59:15 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #374 on: March 09, 2021, 01:18:48 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on March 09, 2021, 01:16:15 PM
Q. What would he do, if he was walking in the desert and came across a dead body. And the murderer was now coming towards him.

A. He would use the mace to fend of the attacker...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #377 on: March 09, 2021, 07:06:37 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on March 09, 2021, 06:17:46 PM
Heehee

More like a tall tale than a short story, amiright?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #378 on: March 09, 2021, 08:28:58 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on March 09, 2021, 07:06:37 PM
More like a tall tale than a short story, amiright?
Tall tale better than a long tail
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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