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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #380 on: March 11, 2021, 06:45:11 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #381 on: March 11, 2021, 06:51:23 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #382 on: March 11, 2021, 08:42:48 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #384 on: March 13, 2021, 11:46:42 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #385 on: March 14, 2021, 09:22:47 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #386 on: March 15, 2021, 11:37:14 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #387 on: March 15, 2021, 11:40:26 AM »


But they say installing a filter is equivalent to Biur chometz

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #388 on: March 15, 2021, 12:07:03 PM »
But they say installing a filter is equivalent to Biur chometz
I sell my chometz to people who don't have a filter on their phone.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #389 on: March 15, 2021, 12:11:24 PM »
I sell my chometz to people who don't have a filter on their phone.

You mean the Rabbi or the gentile? :P
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #390 on: March 15, 2021, 12:21:57 PM »
I sell my chometz to people who don't have a filter on their phone.

If the chametz is your search history, ain't no one gonna be buying that

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #391 on: March 15, 2021, 12:36:23 PM »
If the chametz is your search history, ain't no one gonna be buying that

Have heard horror stories of community filter admins tracking people’s browsing history, so I guess some sick people do want it.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #392 on: March 15, 2021, 12:41:48 PM »
You mean the Rabbi or the gentile? :P
Yes. ;)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #393 on: March 15, 2021, 12:42:23 PM »
Have heard horror stories of community filter admins tracking people’s browsing history, so I guess some sick people do want it.
Living vicariously.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #394 on: March 15, 2021, 01:19:21 PM »
Living vicariously.

Or exploiting access to control/manipulate/intimidate people.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #395 on: March 16, 2021, 03:21:52 PM »
I haven’t had activity on one of my cards and I see now my UR balance is zero! Is this normal? Anything I pecan do about this?
that's nuts
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #396 on: March 16, 2021, 03:36:13 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS
Quotes in a signature is annoying, as it comes across as an independent post.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #398 on: March 18, 2021, 04:20:52 PM »
Anyone use an Ooni to make their own matzah?
Lechem Ooni

Haha




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #399 on: March 18, 2021, 04:54:00 PM »