Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 221209 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #402 on: March 19, 2021, 09:37:40 AM »
If you think the sheets you are sleeping on are actually Egyptian cotton you are in de'nile'

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #403 on: March 19, 2021, 02:54:56 PM »
Met a guy who was a little grumpy that he wasn’t eligible for the stimulus.
He told me what the government is doing is mamish שפיכת דמים

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #404 on: March 23, 2021, 04:02:20 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #405 on: March 24, 2021, 07:37:25 PM »
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They said they usually have between 2-7 shots extra each day. It’s worth a shot (🤦‍♂️) to stop by cvs on burnside in inwood to check. Come in 6:45
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #406 on: April 01, 2021, 10:27:14 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #408 on: April 07, 2021, 08:32:39 PM »
I found חמץ שעבר עליו הפסח and I'm not sure how to get rid of it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #409 on: April 07, 2021, 09:20:05 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #410 on: April 08, 2021, 08:20:44 AM »
My 6 yr old came home from school with a joke

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #411 on: April 08, 2021, 01:17:16 PM »
I found חמץ שעבר עליו הפסח and I'm not sure how to get rid of it.

Double groan ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #412 on: April 09, 2021, 10:33:00 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #414 on: April 09, 2021, 02:12:56 PM »
https://twitter.com/PunkedFakert/status/1380546483964014592

This should get two likes, one because of the sefirah reference and the other because last Shabbos was Shevi'i shel Pesach.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #418 on: April 11, 2021, 05:50:50 PM »
https://twitter.com/terrajobst/status/1380942208195432450

He better glue his cabinet together or it’ll fall apart pretty quickly...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #419 on: April 11, 2021, 06:17:30 PM »
He better glue his cabinet together or it’ll fall apart pretty quickly...
But not with crazy glue... unless he’s planning on throwing a crazy party...